you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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