I'm jealous of your bromance
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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