Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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