i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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