Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I have 80 very blurry photos of you on a stripper pole...
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
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