ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
My ex's new girlfriends ex boyfriend is getting me my nipples pierced for Valentine's Day so who's the real winner here
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
The longer the dick, the closer to Jesus when you’re on top.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
Randomize
