Just mADE A PArabola og urine
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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