I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
You ruined the universe
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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