I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
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