Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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