that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
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