Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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