Fine. I'll sleep in my office
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Tell her she's as useless as a condom.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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