weddingsv make me drug and hornr
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
He made me chicken tenders and margaritas in preparation for me to take a pregnancy test at his place later tonight. Like...seriously.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Randomize
