hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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