Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
my mom just walked in on me furiously masturbating while reading twilight. needless to say, im officially out of the closet.
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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