So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
I'm giving you a get out of sober free card for one of the nights
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
