so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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