come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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