My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I have a bottle of rum in my pocket...what does that say about me...
You come prepared
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