were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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