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(734): View more from Michigan

hey call me

(810): View more from Michigan

can't. in the shower.

(734): View more from Michigan

... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.

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(850): View more from Florida

Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

(850): View more from Florida

I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

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(503): View more from Oregon

I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.

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(501): View more from Arkansas

We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm

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(314): View more from Missouri

GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS

(636): View more from Missouri

.........That big, huh?

(314): View more from Missouri

No. I would cut it off

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