haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
He told his wife he was too old to pretend to be straight. She tried to argue. He walked two tables over and was like this is my highschool sweetheart and he's an excellent fuck, we're running away together. It was epic.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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