a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
He said he's going to karaoke tonight and I just spilled a bunch of Cheetos on the floor and ate them all. So that's my night.
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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