Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
I'm sorry, you're actually right. Ostrich racing happens, and they're ridden like a horse. Bewildered and distraught.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Did I literally just offer a blowjob for help moving? Yes. Yes, I did.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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