My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
she keeps a switchblade in her panty drawer... i am both terrified and slightly turned on
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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