so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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