at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
thought the power was flickering out but it turns out im just blinking
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
How external is "for external use only"?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
So if you wanna come get your pants you can. But you have to come in your boxers. Rules are rules!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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