your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
3pm strippers are depressing
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
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