The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
when you come home i just want to let you know we are cats now. and we are out of eggs.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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