I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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