Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I can do anything tonight that doesnt involve an erection.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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