Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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