one might say we're banned from that church
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
it was like his penis was on wheels.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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