You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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