why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
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