SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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