mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
We need a shit load of segways right now
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
So for St Paddys day I colored my junk green and got a little hat for him....wanna see it before I sober up....
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
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