Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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