Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
His penis contains the glue that keeps this relationship together.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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