The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Im selling my dirty underwear to pay for that cruise. NO JUDGEMENT . I love you lol ❤❤ also dont tell anyone
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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