Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Those motion detector trash cans don't work fast enough to catch puke.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I just googled if crying burns calories
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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