Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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