Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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