so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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