at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
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