i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
i think ive crossed the line from sexually frustrated to sexually furious
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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