And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
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