No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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