would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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