Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
It was awkward at first he now knows I fucked his little brother, they were both there. then the tequila kicked in and everything was fine.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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